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 Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 5:46 pm Post subject: A First Class Blonde |
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A beautiful young blonde woman boards a plane to Dubai with a ticket for the economy section. She looks at the seats in economy and then looks ahead to the first class seats. Seeing that the first class seats appear to be much larger, more comfortable and more leg room, she moves forward to the last empty one. The air stewardess checks her ticket and tells the woman that her seat is in economy.
The blonde replies, "I'm young, blonde and beautiful, and I'm going to sit here all the way to Dubai."
Flustered, the stewardess goes to the cockpit and informs the captain of the blonde problem. The captain goes back and tells the woman that her assigned seat is in economy.
Again, the blonde replies, "I'm young, blonde and beautiful, and I'm going to sit here all the way to Dubai."
The captain doesn't want to cause a commotion, and so returns to the cockpit to discuss the blonde with the co-pilot. The co-pilot says that he has a blonde girlfriend, and that he can take care of the problem. He then goes back and briefly whispers something into the blonde's ear.
She immediately gets up, says, "Thank you so much," hugs the co-pilot, and rushes back to her seat in the economy section. The pilot and flight attendant, who were watching in amazement, together ask the co-pilot what he had said to the blonde woman.
He replies, "I just told her that the first class section isn't going to Dubai."
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