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 Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 6:28 pm Post subject: 2 old gals!!!!! |
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> Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke,
>when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off
>the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
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>Maude: What in the hell is that?
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>Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
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>Maude: Where did you get it?
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>Mabel: You can get them at any drugstore.
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>The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces
>to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
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>The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she
>is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand
>of condom she prefers.
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>"Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel."
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>The pharmacist fainted.
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