Yorkshire Girls are THE BEST!!!!!!

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Yorkshire girls are the best!

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their
new wives duties to perform.

Terry had married a woman from America, and bragged that he had told his
new wife to do all the dishes and house cleaning in the house. He said
it took a couple of days but on the third day he came home to a clean
house and all the dishes were cleaned and put away.

James had married a woman from Australia and he bragged that he had
given his new wife orders to do all the cleaning, dishes and the
cooking. He told them the first day he didn't see any results, but the
next day it was better and by the third day his house was clean, the
dishes done and there was a huge meal on the table.

The third man said the he had married a Yorkshire girl. He boasted that
the duties he had ordered her to do were to keep the house cleaned,
dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table
every day.
He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't
see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down
and he could see a little bit out of his left eye. Enough to fix
himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher and call a landscaper.

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See this is what gives u yorkshire lasses a bad reputation, and the reason most of you arent married, gimme an Ozzie bird anyday, loyal, faithful, obedient, they know their place in life,
and the first one who shows this reply to Wendy, im gonna slap

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na na na she's asleep, i have a big list of jobs lined uo for her tomorrow

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thats what I would do if i was left a list!!!!!

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now now settle down, thats a good girl

put the kettle on and we'll have a nice cuppa together

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Cheeky bugger, next you'll want me to make lunch as well

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damn now you have caught me out, cos i actually do all the cooking here, lunch today was Mushroom & Asparagus Crepe's, with sundried tomato's

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and i did the bloody dishes after i cooked the bloody stuff, hang on, it looks as though im the trained 1

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