Truths about growing old

lil eva · Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 6:49 pm Post subject: Truths about growing old

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD

1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you
Once got from a roller coaster.
5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.

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Always remember to forget the troubles that pass your way; BUT NEVER forget the blessings that come each day.

Chrissy Canadian · Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 8:50 pm Post subject:

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