A man gets called urgently to the local hospital, to find that his wife is in a coma, following being hit by a bus.
He is greeted by the doctor, who tells him that she is in a near vegetative state, however, there is a slight glimmer still there.
The doctor says there has been research that perhaps oral sex may stimulate the brain and there could trigger a response to pull her out of the coma. He suggests that the husband give it a try as nothing they have tried has so far awoken her from the coma.
The husband thinks about it for a while and after being assured of privacy, agrees. The doctor says he'll wait outside, and says everything is monitored by all the equipment hooked up to her so the husband can tell if there is any response in his wife.
So in he goes and after about 5 minutes, there is urgent beeping sound from inside the room - all the monitors show she's flat lined.
Her husband runs out of the room in a panic and exclaims "Doc! Doc! I think I choked her!"
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