I'm not hungry

H3rmit · Joined: 08 Nov 2007 Posts: 11 Offline

Tina asks her husband, "Bret, would you like some granola; a slice of toast, and maybe some orange juice and coffee?"
Bret declines. "Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."
At lunchtime she asked Bret if he would like something, a bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?"
He declines. "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire for food."
Come dinnertime, she asks Bret if he wants anything to eat. "Would you like some succulent salmon and scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe some rotisserie tofu or tasty stir fry?"
Bret declines again. "No," he says, "it's got to be the Viagra. I'm still not hungry."
Well," she says, "Would you mind letting me up? I'm starving."

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