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PostPosted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 10:42 pm    Post subject: Pulling in a Night Club Reply with quote

I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked OK for a 54-year-old.

In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a hot daughter.

We drank a bit, and a had a bit of a snuggle, and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double.

"What's that?" I asked

"It’s a mother and daughter threesome," she said.

I said, "No" - excitedly.

We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was "my lucky night".
I Went back to her place.

As we got through the front door she put on the hall light and shouted upstairs:







"Mum, you still awake!?"



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