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PostPosted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 11:46 pm    Post subject: guts or balls Reply with quote
The difference between having Guts and having Balls...

Guts is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

Balls is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next."



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PostPosted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 3:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
love it



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PostPosted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 12:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
lol nice one



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