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PostPosted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 11:57 pm    Post subject: simple but funny Reply with quote

A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner.
 
Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess.
 
The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so they begged their dad for the clue.
 
Well, he said, 'It's what  Mommy calls me sometimes'.
 
The little girl screams to her brother:
 
"Don't eat it! It's an asshole!"

   



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PostPosted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 1:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

pmsl.. haha  love it  



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PostPosted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

 

very good!!


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