U.K Chat Forum Index

Click here to take the test
The U.K Forum
wave a towel

 
Post new topic   Reply to topic    U.K Chat Forum Index -> Funnies -> U.K Chat Jokes
View previous topic :: View next topic  
Author Message
Miss Jum
Queen of Randomness

Female

Joined: 16 Mar 2007
Posts: 4096
23 March 1984
Offline
Location: Manchester, UK

Add Karma

23 March 1984
Female
Warnings: =


PostPosted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 2:29 pm    Post subject: wave a towel Reply with quote

A man marries a young woman and they are deeply in love. However, no matter what the husband does sexually, the woman never achieves orgasm so they decide to ask a sex therapist for advice.
The therapist listens to their story and makes the following suggestion;

"Hire a strapping young man and while the two of you are making love have the young man wave a towel over you, as though he is fanning you both. Make sure he is totally naked and she can see his manhood as he fans you both with the towel. That will help your wife fantasize, and should bring on a full-blown orgasm."

They go home and follow the therapist's advice. They hire a handsome young man and he strips off and enthusiastically waves a towel over them both as they make love. But it doesn't help and still the wife is unsatisfied and frustrated.

Perplexed, they go back to the therapist "Okay" he says, "let's try it reversed. Have the young man make love to your wife and you wave the towel over them."

Once again, they follow the advice. The young man gets into bed with the wife and the husband waves the towel. The hired hand really works with great enthusiasm and the wife soon has an enormous, room-shaking, screaming, orgasm.

Smiling, the husband drops the towel, taps the young man on the shoulder and says to him triumphantly.... "NOW THAT'S how you wave a f ***ing towel, son!!"



_________________
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website
lil eva
Admin
Admin

Female

Joined: 28 Oct 2006
Posts: 9293
17 March 1962
Offline
Location: Pontefract

Add Karma

17 March 1962
Female
Warnings: =


PostPosted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 2:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

   


Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail MSN Messenger
Jillster
Jilly Belles

Female

Joined: 21 Aug 2007
Posts: 5670
5 March 1969
Offline
Location: Leamington Spa

Add Karma

5 March 1969
Female
Warnings: =


PostPosted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 3:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

lmfao... haha...    



_________________

Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Yahoo Messenger MSN Messenger
LynnT
Heavyweight.
Heavyweight.


Joined: 17 Oct 2006
Posts: 12109
Offline

Add Karma



Warnings: =


PostPosted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 3:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lynn throws back her head and laffs  


Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
Twong
Heavyweight.
Heavyweight.

[M]

Joined: 14 Sep 2007
Posts: 5818
3 April 1968
Offline
Location: Watching the Watchers

Add Karma

3 April 1968
[M]
Warnings: =


PostPosted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 8:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote



     



_________________
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website MSN Messenger
Jolufc
Queen of Randomness

Female

Joined: 03 Apr 2007
Posts: 10431
11 May 1962
Offline

Add Karma

11 May 1962
Female
Warnings: =


PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 12:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Brilliant (must try that sometime)  



_________________

Back to top
View user's profile Send private message MSN Messenger
Display posts from previous:   
Post new topic   Reply to topic    U.K Chat Forum Index -> Funnies -> U.K Chat Jokes All times are GMT + 1 Hour
Page 1 of 1

 
Jump to:  
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum

Card File  Gallery  Forum Archive
Powered by phpBB © 2001, 2002 phpBB Group
Theme created by U.K Forum
Download Our Forum Toolbar
eXTReMe Tracker