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PostPosted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 10:07 pm    Post subject: old i know Reply with quote

Three guys died and when they got to the pearly gates, St. Peter met them there. St. Peter said, "I know that you guys are forgiven because you're here. Before I let you into heaven, I have to ask you something. Your answer will depend on what kind of car you get. You have to have a car in heaven because heaven is so big!"

The first guy walks up and Peter asks the first guy, "How long were you married?"

The first guy says, "Twenty-four years."

"Did you ever cheat on your wife?" Peter asks.

The guy says, "Yeah, seven times, but you said I was forgiven."

Peter says, "Yeah, but that's not too good. Here's a Pinto to drive."

The second guy walks up and gets the same question from Peter. The second guy says, "I was married for forty-one years and cheated on her once, but that was our first year and we really worked it out well."

Peter says, "I'm pleased to hear that, here's a Range rover."

The third guy walks up and says, "Peter, I know what you're going to ask. I was married for sixty-three years and didn't even look at another woman! I treated my wife like a queen!"

Peter says, "That's what I like to hear. Here's you Jaguar!"

A little while later, the two guys with the Lincoln and the Pinto see the guy with the Jaguar crying on the golden sidewalk so they go see what was the matter. When they ask the guy with the Jaguar what is wrong, he says, "I've just seen my wife and she was on a skateboard!"


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 11:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

laffin.......i know a few of us ladies on here would be lucky to get ONE skate!!!!




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PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 12:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I would get a limousine  



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PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 1:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

haha  



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PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 2:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jolufc wrote:
I would get a limousine  



Lynn chokes on a mouthful of tea ........splutter      


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 2:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What you sayin sis



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PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 3:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

l'll just walk....dont need a car...lol

save the earth and all that....



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PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 5:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

laffin my head off  


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