Dolly Parton vs The Queen

Bremner4 · Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 11:37 pm Post subject: Dolly Parton vs The Queen

Dolly Parton and Queen Elizabeth die on the same day and they both go before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven.
Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so the Angel must
decide which of them gets in. The Angel asks Dolly if there's some
particular reason why she should go to Heaven.
Dolly takes off her top and says, "Look at these, they're the most perfect
breasts God ever created, and I'm sure it will please the angels to be able to see them every day, for eternity."

The Angel thanks Dolly, and asks Her Majesty the same question.

The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, shakes it up, and gargles. Then, she spits into a toilet and pulls the lever.
The Angel says, "OK, your Majesty, you may go in."

Dolly is outraged and asks, "What was that all about? I show you two of
God's own perfect creations and you turn me down. She spits into a commode and she gets in! Would you explain that to me?"

"Sorry, Dolly," says the Angel, "but even in Heaven,

A royal flush beats a pair - no matter how big they are!"

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Keep on fighting

lil eva · Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 12:07 pm Post subject:

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Always remember to forget the troubles that pass your way; BUT NEVER forget the blessings that come each day.

Chrissy Canadian · Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 7:51 am Post subject:

hahahaha excellent!

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