laws of dealing with women

wiseguy · Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 11:29 am Post subject: laws of dealing with women

1. Don't imagine you can change a woman - unless she's in nappys.

2. What do you do if your girlfriend walks out? You shut the door.

3. If they put a woman on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.

4. Never let your woman's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.

5. Go for younger women. You might as well - they never mature anyway.

6. women are all the same - they just have different faces,and bits so that you can tell them apart.

7. Definition of a spinster: a woman who has missed the opportunity to make some man miserable. (see what you missed mc)

8. men don't make fools of women - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

9. Best way to get a woman to do something - suggest they are too old for it. - ( right jillster)

10. Love is blind - but marriage is a real eye-opener.

11. If you want a committed woman - look in a mental hospital. - ( Dr Dementia)

12. If she asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell her checkbooks.

13. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you can tell her jokes, it means that you have to laugh at hers.

Jillster · Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 11:37 am Post subject:

pfft... Jilly googles for 'men bashing' lol

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midnight caller · Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 5:29 pm Post subject:

hurry up and find some jilly hun

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