nun joke

Miss Jum · Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 12:52 am Post subject: nun joke

A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, 'Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later.'

The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, 'Sister, have you seen a soldier?'

The nun replied, 'He went that way.'

After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, 'I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq.'

The nun said, 'I understand completely.'

The soldier added, 'I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!'

The nun replied, 'If you had looked a little higher,you would have seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Iraq either.

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Josie-lufc · Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 12:53 am Post subject:

Brilliant

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Jillster · Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 1:02 am Post subject:

hahahaha

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will_lufc · Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 1:56 am Post subject:

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MARCHING ON TOGETHER

wiseguy · Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 12:26 pm Post subject:

wiseguy now gone off nuns

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