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PostPosted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 11:59 am    Post subject: scotsman in a field Reply with quote
 A Scotsman, walking through a field, sees a man drinking water from a pool with his hand.
The Scotsman shouts " Awa ye feel hoor that âs full Oâ coos Sharn" (Don't drink the water, it's full of cow shit.)

The man shouts back "I'm English, Speak English, I don't understand you".

The Scotsman man shouts back "Use both hands, you'll get more in."
 
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