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PostPosted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 4:15 pm    Post subject: mirror mirror Reply with quote
A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband, I feel horrible, I look fat and ugly. Pay me a compliment."
The husband replies, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."


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