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PostPosted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 4:09 pm    Post subject: wiseguys night on the town Reply with quote

I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old.

In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she
probably had a hot daughter.

We drank a bit, and a had a bit of a snuggle, and she asked if I'd ever
had a Sportsman's Double.

'What's that?' I asked.

'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.

I said, 'No.'

We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was 'my lucky night'.
I went back to her place. We walked in and

She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: 'Mom, you still awake'?


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PostPosted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 4:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

pmsl.... lurrrrrvee it..  



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PostPosted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 2:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hahahahaha good one



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