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 Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 4:41 pm Post subject: Why I Fired My Secretary |
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Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that
morning. I went downstairs for breakfast, hoping my wife would be pleasant
and say, "Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a small present for me. As it
turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone "Happy Birthday." I
thought... Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids....They will
remember. My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a
word. So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat
despondent.
As I walked into my office, my secretary, Jane said, "Good Morning Boss, and
by the way Happy Birthday! " It felt a little better that at least someone
had remembered. I worked until one o'clock, when Jane knocked on my door and
said, "You know, It's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your Birthday,
what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me." I said, "Thanks, Jane,
that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!"
We went to lunch. but we didn't go where we normally would go. She chose
instead a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two martinis each and I
enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way back to the office, Jane said,
"You know, It's such a beautiful day... We don't need to go straight back to
the office, Do We?" I responded, "I guess not. What do you have in mind?"She
said, "Let's drop by my apartment, it's just around the corner."
After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said, " Boss, if you
don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be
right back." "Ok," I nervously replied. She went into the bedroom and, after
a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake. followed by
my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing
"Happy Birthday. "
And I just sat there...
On the couch...Naked.
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