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PostPosted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 10:40 pm    Post subject: Wee girl in a Pet Shop Reply with quote
A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks,
"Excuthe me, do you have any widdle wabbits?"

The shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level, and says,
"Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft, fuffy bwack wabbit, or one like that widdle bwown wabbit over there?"

The little girl blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and whispers...

"I don't weally fink my pyfon gives a phuk."
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 10:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Awwwwww thats not very nice  



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PostPosted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 11:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 11:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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