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PostPosted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 12:15 am    Post subject: single girl Reply with quote
A girl walks in to a supermarket and buys the following items:


1 Bar of Soap
1 Toothbrush
1 Tube of toothpaste
1 Loaf of bread
1 Pint of milk
1 Apple
1 Banana
1 Orange
1 Plum
1 Grapefruit
1 Tomato
1 Lettuce
1 Cabbage
1 Baking potato
1 Kraft single
1 Samosa
1 Vegetable pakora
1 Muesli bar
1 Pie
1 Frozen pizza
1 Single frozen dinner

wiseguy behind her in the queue taps her on the shoulder. He is carrying a basket with a six pack of stella, a pizza and some Wagon wheels. As she turns he smiles at her and says, "Single, eh?"

The girl smiles sheepishly and replies "How did you guess?"

wiseguy looks at her - straight in the eyes and gently says (scroll down)
















because your a minger


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PostPosted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 8:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
now thats not very nice is it wg beauty is skin deep and all eh i'm gonna have to have serious words with you lol



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