old people

midnight caller · Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 9:26 pm Post subject: old people

Jacob, age 92, and Henrietta, age 89, are excited about their decision to
get married.

They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a
chemist.
Jacob suggests they go in.

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers "Yes".

Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds."

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Jacob:" Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundices?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety..... the works!"

Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, antidotes for Parkinson's
Disease?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

Jacob:" You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes. Why do you ask? Is there something I can
help you with?"

Jacob says to the pharmacist:
"We'd like to nominate your store as our Bridal Gift Shop."

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