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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 5:35 pm    Post subject: funny sayings Reply with quote

Lights on, door open, nobody at home



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As confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar.



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He's as bent as a butchers hook



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He's as happy as a Pig in $hit



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About as subtle as a flying brick  



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Av seen better looking bodies at a scrapyard  



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As confused as a blind lesbian in a fish market  



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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 5:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

As worn out as a cucumber in a convent.  



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