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PostPosted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 11:37 pm    Post subject: Manchester joke Reply with quote
A lorry driver is passing a Manchester school when all he hears is shouts from the playground of 'Oi Mister you're losing your load' he ignores them and drives on.

At the next set of lights he is waiting on them turning green when a couple of van drivers shout to him ' hey mate, you're losing your load', again he ignores them and drives off when the lights change.

A bit further down the road as he slows down to let another lorry out of a side road a load of Man U fans on their way to a game shout at him @ Oi mate your load is fallin off your lorry'

"For F***s sake! he replies
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" It's a gritter I'm driving"




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PostPosted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 11:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote



   



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PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 12:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 2:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 2:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
    love it



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