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PostPosted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 5:19 pm    Post subject: "Why Aren't You Married?" Reply with quote
Comebacks For "Why Aren't You Married?"

* Because I don't like having a 50% chance of some day losing everything that is important to me.

* You haven't asked yet.

* What? And spoil my great sex life?

* Just lucky, I guess.

* I'm waiting until I get to be your age.

* I wouldn't want my parents to drop dead from sheer happiness.

* What? And lose all the money I've invested in running personal ads?

* We really want to, but my lover's wife/husband just won't go for it.




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