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PostPosted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 10:42 pm    Post subject: she's good Reply with quote

Typical macho man marries typical

good-looking woman and after the wedding,

he laid down the following rules:



"I'll be home when I want, if I want and

at what time I want

and I don't expect any hassle from you.

I expect a great dinner to be on table unless

I tell you that I won't be home for dinner.

I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and

card-playing when I want with my old buddies

and don't you give me a hard time about it.

Those are my rules!

Any comments?"



His new bride says, "No, that's fine with me.

Just understand that there will be sex

here at seven o'clock every night

whether you're here or not."






(SHE'S GOOD!)



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