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PostPosted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 12:58 am    Post subject: sweet revenge Reply with quote
Mrs. Johnson decided to have her portrait painted by a Famous artist.

She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets and a ruby pendant."

"But you are not wearing any of those things."

"I know," said Mrs. Johnson. "My health is not good and My husband is having an affair with his secretary. When I die I'm sure he will marry her, and I want the bi**h to go nuts looking for the jewelry."



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