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Joined: 06 Dec 2006 Posts: 3678 17 October 1976 Offline Location: rovvrem Add Karma  17 October 1976 female Warnings: =
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Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 12:57 am Post subject: another blonde |
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A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day. So she
eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of
the car and opens the trunk. Takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them
and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The
lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies
to approaching drivers...
Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up. It wasn't
very long before a police car arrives. The Officer, clearly enraged,
approaches the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What is going
on here?"
My car broke down, Officer" says the woman, calmly.
"Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by
the road?!" asks the Officer...
"Oh, those are my emergency flashers!" she replied.
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