Dunno what to call it!!!!

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> Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly
> gates.
>
> "In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess
> something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
>
>
> The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He
> flicked it on. It represents a candle, he said.
>
> You may pass through the pearly gates Saint Peter said.
>
> The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys.
>
> He shook them and said, "They're bells". Saint Peter said you may pass
> through the pearly gates.
>
> The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and
> finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
>
> St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just
> what do those symbolize?"
>
> The man replied, "They're Carols".

Pretty Shambolic · Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 12:42 am Post subject:

Lol nice one!!!

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