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PostPosted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 12:25 am    Post subject: i dunno Reply with quote

Finally
She came along
Broke the spell
And set me free
Push aside
What use to be
All the broken hearted man that once was me
I never gave it up
I always believe
When shes in my arms i no what i achieve

So hear my lonelyness
Im giving up on you
I dont need you anymore
Ive found what i been lookin for
So hear my emptyness
Ive got no room for you
Ive finally found what ive been dreamin of
Someone to love

Heyyy
Cos i was lost
I was down and out
Untill that day
I knew what my life was all about
Still wonder how
She came my way
Shes the reason im smiling here today

So hear my lonelyness
Im giving up on you
I dont need you anymore
Ive found what i been lookin for
So hear my emptyness
Ive got no room for you
Ive finally found what ive been dreamin of

Someone to love
To hold
To be my inspiration
Someone to touch, to cherise for life

So hear my lonelyness
Im giving up on you
I dont need you anymore
Ive found what i been lookin for
So hear my emptyness
Ive got no room for you
Ive finally found what ive been dreamin of
Someone to love

Someone to love

Oh baby

So hear my emptyness
Ive got no room for you
Ive finally found what ive been dreamin of
Ive finally found what ive been dreamin of
Someone to love
Someone to love


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PostPosted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 12:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cant you sing these songs to like a real girl instead of teenage boys on an internet. People may interperet it wrong...


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PostPosted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 12:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Iam Sam , trust me


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PostPosted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 12:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

And they cant


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 4:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey baby, when we are together, doing things that we love
Every time you're near I feel like I'm in heaven, feeling high
I don't want to let go, girl
I just need you to know girl

I don't wanna run away, baby you're the one I need tonight
No promises
Baby, now I need to hold you tight, I just wanna die in your arms

Here tonight

Hey baby, when we are together, doing things that we love
Everytime you're near I feel like I'm in heaven, feeling high
I don't want to let go, girl
I just need you you to know girl

I don't wanna run away, baby you're the one I need tonight
No promises
Baby, now I need to hold you tight, I just wanna die in your arms

I don't want to run away, I want to stay forever, thru time and time.
No promises

I don't wanna run away, I don't wanna be alone
No promises
Baby, now I need to hold you tight, now and forever my love

No promises

I don't wanna run away, baby you're the one I need tonight
No promises
Baby, now I need to hold you tight, I just wanna die in your arms

I don't wanna run away, baby you're the one I need tonight
No promises
Baby, now I need to hold you tight, I just wanna die in your arms
Here tonight


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 4:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Angels

I sit and wait
Does an angel contemplate my fate
And do they know
The places where we go
When we're grey and old
'Cos I've been told
That salvation lets their wings unfold
So when I'm lying in my bed
Thoughts running through my head
And I feel that love is dead
I'm loving angels instead

Chorus

And through it all she offers me protection
A lot of love and affection
Whether I'm right or wrong
And down the waterfall

Wherever it may take me
I know that life won't break me
When I come to call she won't forsake me
I'm loving angels instead

When I'm feeling weak
And my pain walks down a one way street
I look above
And I know I'll always be blessed with love
And as the feeling grows
She breathes flesh to my bones
And when love is dead
I'm loving angels instead

Chorus

And through it all she offers me protection
A lot of love and affection
Whether I'm right or wrong
And down the waterfall
Wherever it may take me
I know that life won't break me
When I come to call she won't forsake me
I'm loving angels instead

Repeat chorus


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 7:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

tornadoSam wrote:
Cant you sing these songs to like a real girl instead of teenage boys on an internet. People may interperet it wrong...


Correct me if I am wrong,,,,
But you are singing these songs to me arent you ??


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 6:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's right, you knows what I'm saying
Your mother's offered me the goods, I'm not paying.
It started as a laugh, as a bit of a joke
Something funny to say when I was having a smoke.
I first heard off this bloke, this ******* rumour going round
Your mother's reputation it's not sound
She's saving up the pennies hoping they'd turn into pounds
To have an operation to swap her gender around.

It's a shock to me and it's a shock to you
Your mother's got a beard, sandals and a penis too
It don't look right see, when she's walking down the street
To see her ball bag jiggin' to the beat of her feet

I said
Your mother's got a penis
Your mother's got a penis
Your mother's got a penis
That's right
Your mother's got a penis

In internet rooms and computer mainframes
There's loads of emails but your mother's blue veins.
Not the ones in her legs or the backs of her arms
But the ones in her member hidden in her gown.
She walks around proud, with a short dress on
Which sometimes exposes the tip of her dong.
Often it's dripping, sometimes it's dry
No matter when I see her there's a tear in my eye.
I thought I had to tell you, had to put it in a letter
But I thought **** that I'd write a song in much better.
The only way to do it, to really let you know
I could prove it because I gave it a blow.
It was purely accidently because she got me really drunk
And she made me kiss her elephant trunk.
You know why? That's right
Your mother got a penis.

Your mother's got a penis (Your mother's got a penis)
Your mother's got a penis (Your mother's got a penis)
Your mother's got a penis (Your mother's got a penis, c'mon)
That's right
Your mother's got a penis (Your mother's got a penis)

Your mother's got a penis (Your mother's got a penis)
Your mother's got a penis (Your mother's got a penis)
Your mother's got a penis (Let's Rock !)
That's right
Your mother's got a penis

When she walks down the street, then she walks like John Wayne
I just seen her pissing standing up again.
Don't make no sense when you see her here and there
She got a cock and balls and real pubic hair.
And a single eye that sometimes weeps
If she lying on the bed then she rubs it on the sheets
Or up against the door or the back of your neck
If your mother's around then you make a double check.
I hate to tell you with all due respect
Take your mother to the doctors because her front bum's wrecked.

You know why?
Your mother's got a penis (C'mon Wembley)

Your mother's got a penis (Your mother's got a penis)
Your mother's got a penis
Your mother's got a penis (Put your hands in the air, Wembley)
That's right
Your mother's got a penis (Yes)

Your mother's got a penis (Wembley Arena, I can feel the electricity, C'mon !)
Your mother's got a penis
Your mother's got a penis
That's right
Your mother's got a penis

For the 18th week running, UK rap grounp the GLC hold the number one
position of the US billboard chart with another smash hit, Your Mother's Got A Penis.

Come 'ere boys, you ever seen a woman with a cock before?
Come yer, c'mon look at it. Bouncing up and down I'll stick it in you
Come yer, a woman with a cock. Tidy !

Yeah it's the truth man, his mother have actually got a penis.


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 11:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i ike to sneeze
all over my knees
just because im white
doesnt mean i fight
my rhymes are shit
just like my arm pit



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PostPosted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 8:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote






Not the ruler of the world anymore? A rapper instead?


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PostPosted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 11:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol the talented man i am i can do both



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PostPosted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 11:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Danny come ere fella


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PostPosted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 11:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol what do you mean



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PostPosted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 11:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I mean get ere , lol


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PostPosted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 11:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ok im there



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PostPosted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 11:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

CLOSER


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PostPosted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 11:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ok but watch out my for my huge gigantic..................






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PostPosted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 11:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

close enuff , steve grabs Danny by the scruff of the neck and points to the norty step , and tell him to stay there until i say otherwise.


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PostPosted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 11:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

damn tricked by a fisherman



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PostPosted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 11:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I know i am missing sumat ere lol


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