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PostPosted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 5:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote




Can you punch em in the face?


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 5:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rule of thumb , dont ask , just do it .


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 5:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Can you stick your fingers in there eyes?


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 5:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You will be asking can you pull hair next.


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 5:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Can you slap em?


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 5:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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He wont be happy that you called him a puff , lol


I don't do them any more, but sometimes I used to run a self defence seminar, and one of the first questions I'd ask the students would be 'Who here has ever been called a name?'

99% of peoples hands would go up. I looked around the hall and said, 'I see you are all still alive'.

The point being a name is just a name and means nothing at all, nobody should ever get het up by being called a name. Just imagine you have been called a 'silly sausage' or a 'ninkompoop' and whatever name you were called becomes meaningless. This also means you are more alert and prepared for any physical assaults that may happen
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 5:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 5:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Can you punch em in the face?


At tournaments you mean?

Yes, of course lol. You get half a point for that (or waza ari), though if the punch is to the back of the head, you may get a full point (ippon).

3 points wins.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 5:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

makes sense , still the end bit has me worried , lol


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 5:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

So 3 punches and its over


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 5:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

On a serious note............
I have posted a vid in the vid forum , its called 'why did he get out of his car???'what would you have done in his position???


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 5:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well me being me I would check how big he is and if I was bigger than him get out of the car if not bugger off


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 5:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well he knew , cos the big guy kept hitting him while he was in his car , lol


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 5:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 5:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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So 3 punches and its over


Or kicks, yes. Then on to the next bout

One of my favourites is a sweep to knock them to the ground then punch them to the ground while they are still in the air, one of my specialities that, not much they can do about it
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 5:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dunno , have a feeling that wudnt have helped him much.


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 5:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Have you got a video of you kicking someones arse?


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 5:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

He is violent , dont encourage him , laffin .


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 5:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Get someone to film you in your matches! Me wants to see the master at work


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 5:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

He might just show you first hand , if you call him a puff again , lol


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