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A man walks into a pub with his dog. Whilst there he boasts to the barman "My dog's got an A level in metalwork".
"Get away" said the barman "I don't believe you".
"Honestly" replied the dog owner. "He's got an A level in metalwork, and I'll bet you £20 I can prove it".
"OK" said the barman... "Deal".
So the dog owner held his cigarette lighter under the dogs balls, and the dog made a bolt for the door.
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Country boy- (I'm one before I get any you know going!) goes into a pub, and sees a nice looking girl by the bar. He says to the barman, "She's a bit of old right!" The barman says to him, "I wouldn't go near her, she's a lesbian."
So he has a couple of pints of the local brew, and finally plucks up courage.
"Hello my dear" he says, "and what part of Lesbia do you come from"
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