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PostPosted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 3:39 pm    Post subject: birds and bees. Reply with quote
A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.

"I don't want to know," the child said, bursting into tears.
Promise me you won't tell me."

Confused, the father asked what was wrong.

The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the "There's no Easter Bunny speech.

At seven, I got the "There's no Tooth Fairy" speech.

When I was eight, you hit me with the "There's no Santa" speech. If you're
going to tell me that Grown-ups don't really have séx, I'll have nothing
left to live for."



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