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PostPosted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 11:52 am    Post subject: aussie love poem Reply with quote
Of course I love ya darlin
You're a bloody top-notch bird
And when I say you're gorgeous
I mean every single word
So ya bum is on the big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
It means that when I'm ready
There's somethin there to grab
So your belly isn't flat no more
I tell ya, I don't care
So long as when I cuddle ya
I can get my arms round there
No sheila who is your age
Has nice round perky breasts
They just gave in to gravity
But I know ya did ya best
I'm tellin' ya the truth now
I never tell ya lies
I think its very sexy
That you've got dimples on ya thighs
I swear on me nanna's grave now
The moment that we met
I thought you was as good as
I was ever gonna get
No matter what u look like
I'll always love ya dear
Now shut up while the footy's on
And fetch another beer

 



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PostPosted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 12:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Nice one    



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PostPosted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 12:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
^^^what^^



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PostPosted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 12:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Dont worry about it Trish,sorted love  



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PostPosted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 12:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
cheers ane hun  



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