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PostPosted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 3:40 pm    Post subject: You know you are living in 2006!!!!! Reply with quote
YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2006, WHEN:
>> >1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave
>> >2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years
>> >3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of four.
>> >4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
>> >5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that
>> >they don't have e-mail addresses
>> >6. You go home after a long day at work and still answer the phone in a
>> >business manner.
>> >7. You make phone calls from home and accidentally dial "9" to get an
>> >outside line.
>> >8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three
>> >different companies.
>> >10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.
>> >11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.
>> >12 You pull up in your own driveway and use your mobile phone to see if
>> >anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
>> >13. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the
>> >screen.
>> >14. Leaving the house without your mobile phone, which you didn't have
>> >for the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for
>> >panic and you turn around to go and get it.
>> >15. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your
>>coffee.
>> >16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. 17. You're
>> >reading this and nodding and laughing.
>> >18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this
>> >message.
>> >19. You are too busy to notice there was no number 9 on this list. 20.
>> >You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a number 9 on
>> >this list.
>> >AND NOW YOU ARE LAUGHING AT YOURSELF.
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 12:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
That is so bloody funny, yet so true, and yes I did re check to see if there was a number 9


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PostPosted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 8:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Baldy wrote:
That is so bloody funny, yet so true, and yes I did re check to see if there was a number 9


Sadly so did I


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 7:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Bagpuss wrote:
Baldy wrote:
That is so bloody funny, yet so true, and yes I did re check to see if there was a number 9


Sadly so did I


Bet we are the only 2 honest enough to admit it though


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 4:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
I got to Number 10 and thought "oh, look, there's no number 9!"
























No, that's a lie - I had to look back as well


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