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 Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 5:17 pm Post subject: WICOE |
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WICOE
(Women In Charge Of Everything)
is proud to announce the opening of its
EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!
OPEN TO MEN ONLY
ALL ARE WELCOME
Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course
will accept a maximum of eight participants
The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course
include:
DAY ONE
HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation
TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion
DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)
DISHES & SILVERWARE;
DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK
OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts.
REMOTE CONTROL
Losing the remote control - Help line and support groups
LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place
instead of turning the house upside down while screaming -
Open forum
DAY TWO
EMPTY MILK CARTONS;
DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role play
HEALTH WATCH;
BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation
REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did
IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY
AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation
LIVING WITH ADULTS;
BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN
YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER
Online class and role playing
HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques
REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES
& CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class
GETTING OVER IT;
LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counselors available
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| Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 7:52 pm Post subject: rude |
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| A train hits a bus load of school girls and they all perish,they are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past st peter.St peter ask the first girl"Sharon"have u ever had any contact with a penis,she giggles and replies well i once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger,St peter says ok dip the tip of your fingerin the holy water and pass through the gates.St peter asks the next girl the same question"Karina"have u ever had any contact with a penis,the girl is a little reluctant but replies once i fondled and stroked one,St peter says ok go and dip your hand in the holy water and pass through the gates.All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls,one girl is pushing her way to the front of the line.When she reaches the front St peter says"Susan"what seems to be the rush?The girl replies if im going to have to gargle that holy water i want to do it before tracy sticks her arse in it.
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