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 Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 9:51 am Post subject: Sex on Mars |
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The year is 2222 and Mike and Mary land on Mars after Accumulating
enough Frequent Flier miles.
They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things.
Mike asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop Computers, how
they make money, etc.
Finally, Mary brings up the subject of sex. "Just how do you guys do
it?" asks Mary.
The Martian responds, "Pretty much the way you do." A discussion ensues!
Finally the couples decide to swap partners for the night and experience
one another.
Mary and the male Martian go off to a bedroom where the Martian Strips .
He's got only a teeny, weenie member about half an inch Long and just a
quarter-inch thick.
"I don't think this is going to work," says Mary.
"Why?" he asks. "What's the matter?"
"Well," she replies, "It's just not long enough to reach me!"
"No problem," he says, and proceeds to slap his forehead with his Palm.
With each slap of his forehead, his member grows until it's quite
impressively long.
"Well," she says, "That's quite impressive, but it is still narrow."
"No problem," he says, and starts pulling his ears. With each pull, his
member grows wider and wider until the entire measurement is extremely
exciting to the woman.
"Wow!" she exclaims, as they fell into bed and made mad, passionate
love.
The next day the couples rejoin their other partners and go their
Separate ways.
As they walked along, Mike asks, "Well, was it any good?"
"I hate to say it," says Mary, "but it was wonderful. How about You?"
"It was horrible," he replies. "All I got was a headache. She kept
Slapping my forehead and pulling my ears
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