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PostPosted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 6:22 pm    Post subject: Middle Eastern Motherhood Reply with quote

Two Middle East mothers are sitting in the cafe chatting over a pint of goat's milk.

The older of the mothers pulls her bag out and starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing. "This is my oldest son Mohammed. He's 24 years old now" "!

Yes, I remember him as a baby" says the other mother cheerfully.

"He's a martyr now"

"Oh so sad dear" says the other.

"And this is my second son Kalid. He's 21"

"Oh, I remember him," says the other happily, "he had such curly hair when he was born".

"He's a martyr too." says mum quietly.

"Oh gracious me ...." says the other.

"And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He's 18", she whispers.

"Yes" says the friend enthusiastically, "I remember when he first started school".

"He's a martyr also," says mum, with tears in her eyes.

After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photographs and says..."They blow up so fast, don't they?"
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 11:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Topical,but extremely funny



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PostPosted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 11:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

laffin cracking beeston joke me tinks.


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