Kmart

snowgoose · Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 10:49 pm Post subject: Kmart

>> A very loud, unattractive, hard-faced woman walks into Kmart with her two
>> kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the
>> entrance.
>>
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>> The door greeter says, 'Good morning and welcome to Kmart, nice children
>> you've got there. Are they twins?'
>>
>> The fat ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl: 'Of course they
>> bloody aren't! The oldest is nine and the youngest is seven. Why the hell
>> would you think they're twins?..... Do you really think they look alike,
>> you d*ckhead?'
>>
>> 'Absolutely not,' replies the greeter, 'I just can't believe anyone would
>> shag you twice!'

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will_lufc · Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 11:46 pm Post subject:

roflmao

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