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PostPosted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 10:34 pm    Post subject: Just stole this...... Reply with quote
Husband and wife have a bitter quarrel on the

day of their 40th wedding anniversary!

The husband yells, "When you die,

I'm getting you a headstone that reads:

"Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever "



"Yeah?" she replies. "When you die,

I'm getting you a headstone that reads:

"Here Lies My Husband Stiff At Last"


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 10:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote


Can I move it please? pretty please?
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 10:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
oh go on then:-)
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 10:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
typical man , can win against another dood ,but when it comes to a girl , he is useless , laffin


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 10:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Yihaaa - it worked - I'm a proper mod at last! - Now - what else can I do? *goes looking for buttons*
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 10:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
lol tut tut woody i no someone who will put thee on naughty step lol


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 10:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
I cant , Iam already there, so nar nar na nar nar


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PostPosted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 12:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
think thy gonna have to do a stint in me padded cell woody



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