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PostPosted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 10:48 pm    Post subject: Fire Bell Reply with quote
A FIREMAN came home from work one day and said to his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go."




"From now on when I say BELL 1

I want you to strip naked.

When I say BELL 2

I want you to jump in bed.

And when I say BELL 3

we are going to make love all night."

The next night he came home from work and yelled

" BELL 1!" The wife promptly took all her clothes off.




When he yelled "BELL 2!" the wife jumped into bed.

When he yelled "BELL 3!" they began making love.

After a few minutes the wife yelled out "BELL4!"

"What the hell is BELL 4?" asked the husband?




"ROLL OUT MORE HOSE," she replied
"YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE."



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PostPosted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 11:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
PMSL



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PostPosted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 3:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
pmsl.. hhahahahaha  soooo funny  



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