Elevator games to keep you occupied…….

midnight caller

Elevator games to keep you occupied…….

1. Hold the doors open and say you are waiting for your friend. After awhile, let the doors close and say “G’day Frank, and how’s your day been?”.

2. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream “That’s mine!”.

3. Bring a camera and take photos of everyone in the elevator. Ideal game for bored security officers.

4. Set up a desk in the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask them if they have an appointment.

5. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exit procedures with the passengers.

6. When the doors close, announce to the others, “It’s OK. Don’t panic, they’ll open up again.”

7. Open your briefcase, purse, or handbag, and while peering inside, ask, “Got enough air in there?”.

8. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

9. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, “You’re one of THEM!”, and back away slowly.

10. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

11. Grin stupidly for a while at anyone wearing a suit, or who looks like an executive, and then announce, “I’m wearing new socks!”.

12. When the elevator reaches a floor, pretend you’re struggling to open the door, and when it opens, by itself, act embarrassed.

13. When everything is quiet, ask “Who’s mobile phone is that?”.

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