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PostPosted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 1:54 pm    Post subject: Drunk driver excuse Reply with quote
A police officer noticed a car swerving all over the road. He stopped the car and asked the driver to get out of his car. "Could you please blow into this breathalyzer." "I can't," replied the man, "I'm asthmatic."

"Could you please give me a urine sample then?" asked the officer. "I can't do that. I'm diabetic." the man replied.

"In that case, can I have your blood sample?" asked the officer. "I can't do that either, I'm a hemophiliac."

"That leaves one option." said the officer, "Could you please walk along this yellow line." "I can't do that either." said the man. "Why not?" asked the officer. "I'm drunk."


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 3:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
should have said he was colour blind as well


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