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1. Woman who goes to man's apartment for snack, gets titbit.
2. Man who lay woman on ground, get peace on earth.
3. Man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding the bag.
4. Man who kisses girl's behind, gets crack in face.
5. Passionate kiss like spider web--lead to undoing of fly.
6. Man with holes in pocket, feels cocky all day.
7. Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night.
8. Virginity like balloon--one prick, all gone.
9. Girls who rides bicycle, peddles ass all over town.
10. He who farts in church, sits in own pew.
11. Baseball all wrong--man with four balls can't walk.
12. Man who live in glass house, dress in basement.
13. Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best thing.
14. Man with penis in peanut butter is ------- nuts.
15. Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok.
16. Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have sh!tty time.
17. Man who take lady on camping trip, have one intent.
18. Man who go to bed with sex on mind wake up with solution in hand._________________ 
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[quote="Woody"]:grin: :grin: :grin:[/quote]
Man goes into a bar carrying a mirror.
Orders a pint and says to the barman, look after this mirror while I go to the bogs, will you? But I should warn you that it's a magic mirror, on no account look into it and make a wish.
So of course, as soon as the man's gone to the toilet, the barman looks into the mirror and says, 'OK magic mirror, do your stuff, I wish my willie could touch the floor'.
His legs fell off!
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| Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 1:48 pm Post subject: |
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| whats a BTW :?:
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| Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 5:55 pm Post subject: |
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YM you have a wicked sense of humour laffin (having to say it
cos these b******* emoticons dont work for me)
I think it means better than wigan !!!!!
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| Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 6:04 pm Post subject: |
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| Yeh lol
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BTW , they work now , so please try them.
BTW we have loads of smileys:-)
BTW do you know how to make a quote???
BTW am i getting on your nerves , lol
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