Condoms

wewantourdarbyback · Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 12:20 am Post subject: Condoms

Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms but kept the same tag-line:

Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better.

Tesco Condoms - every little helps.

Nike Condoms - Just do it.

Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.

Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.

KFC Condoms - Finger licking good.

Minstrels Condoms -melt in your mouth, not in your hands.

Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load.

Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough.

Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.

Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going.

Pringles condoms - once you pop, you can't stop.

Burger King Condoms - Home of the whopper.

Goodyear Condoms - for a longer ride go wide.

Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain?

Halfords condoms - we go the extra mile.

Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.

Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long.

Renault condoms - size really does matter!

Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin.

Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim ! ! ! (Please).

Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach.

Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world.

AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service.

Pepperami condoms - it's a bit of a animal.

Polo condoms - the condom with the hole

Macdonalds - Im lovin' it

HSBC - The worlds favourite bonk

Ariston - On and on and on..........

Frosties- They're GRRRRRRREAT!

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