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Liam
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Joined: 27 Feb 2008
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5 December 1918
Location: Ireland |
 Posted: Sun Aug 31, 2008 6:42 pm |
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Three men all die on Christmas Day, and arrive at the pearly gates. Peter greets them and tells them that they are all evil men who SHOULD go to hell - but because it's Christmas, he'll let them into heaven if they have something representing the holiday with them.
One of the guys has a Christmas ornament, and gets let in. Another guy has pine needles on his shirt, and gets let in. The third guy pulls out a pair of panties.
"How do those represent Christmas?" asks Peter.
"These are Carol's." 
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Josie-lufc
Luscious Forum Lush
Born Worrier
Joined: 03 Apr 2007
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11 May 1962
Location: Too far from Leeds |
| Posted: Sun Aug 31, 2008 6:51 pm |
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Someone where I work told me that one too
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Evie
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21 February 1976
Location: Glasgow |
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lil eva
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17 March 1962
Location: Pontefract |
| Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 8:26 am |
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