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PostPosted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 5:56 pm    Post subject: A Doctors Office Reply with quote

Doctor's Office in America ( A True Story )

They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there, and you have to answer in
front of others what's wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing. There's
nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is
wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.

An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.... The Receptionist said,
"Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?"

"There's something wrong with my dick", he replied. The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things
like that." "Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.

The Receptionist replied;

"Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people.
You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something
and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private."

The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full strangers, if the
answer could embarrass anyone. The man walked out, waited several minutes
and then re-entered. The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked,"Yes??"

"There's something wrong with my ear", he stated.

The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice

"And what is wrong with your ear, Sir??"

"I can't piss out of it," he replied.

The waiting room erupted in laughter. Mess with seniors and you're gonna lose!


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